1. Doesn’t your horse get dizzy when you spin?

Get out.

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2. Riding is so easy…you just sit there.

This takes absolutely no strength or effort.

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3. I love your costume.

Yes, my show clothes are a costume.

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4. Horseback riding isn’t a sport.

Shall I remind you that horseback riding is in the Olympics and football isn’t?

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5. Do you do the horse dancing?

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6. Why can’t you skip and ride some other time?

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7. I love your white horse!

He’s actually grey because he has grey skin.

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8. The horse does all the work.

riding lady beautiful pics

9. Why does your horse have a blindfold on?

She likes it when she can’t see anything, obviously.

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10. Can you take me riding on your horse?

Right, anyone can just get on my horse and start riding it.

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11. I don’t know how you can stand the smell.

I don’t know how you can stand YOURSELF.

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12. Those fences don’t look big.

Please, try cantering up to them.

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13. Slide stops are mean because they hurt the horse.

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14. It’s JUST a horse.

And you are just a person who is never going to be my friend.

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