1. They never want to spend any time with you.
2. And they won’t bond with your children.
3. In fact, they won’t even give your kids the time of day.
4. They never take a break.
5. Seriously, you’ll never get a moment’s peace.
6. They’ll suck the joy right out of you.
7. Bye, joy.
8. You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.
9. You’re gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can’t stand being around them.
10. They won’t play anyway.
11. There’s absolutely nothing majestic about them.
12. Plus, they’re ugly.
13. They never listen to a word you say.