1. They’ll make this face.
2. They bring home too many presents.
3. Look what they do to furniture!
4. They’ll tear up your shoes.
5. They won’t take a serious picture.
6. You can’t let them babysit.
7. They sleep in silly positions.
8. They have no patience.
9. They won’t want to play.
10. They’ll read over your shoulder.
11. They look classier than you.
12. You won’t be able to say no to play time.
13. And they’re absolutely terrible at snuggling.
14. They are horrible at sharing the bed.
15. Their kisses are SO AGGRESSIVE.
16. They’re known to eat… plants.
