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1. Just when you think they’ve grown out of the puppy stage, this happens: 2. Their wonderfully weird sleeping positions never cease to amaze you: 3. You can never eat dinner without a pair of watching eyes on the side. 4. Great Danes think they are one of the little guys. 5. They think they’re
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1. They can stand on two legs. They can stand on two legs like a goddamn human. 2. They have eyes on the sides of their head so they can always judge your every move. 3. Lord only knows what kind of demon of the night can stand so fiercely while wind blows
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1. From the moment they are born they are just terrifying… 2. They don’t like to play… 3. They just never listen to your troubles… 4. They are normally bad with children… 5. They are not cute… 6. You never know when they take a break… 7. They are not smart… 8. They will never make you laugh…
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1. NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning their head. 2. Their wonderfully weird sleeping positions never cease to amaze you: 3. Just when you think they’ve grown out of the puppy stage, this happens: 4. You can never eat dinner without a pair of watching eyes on the side.
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1. You can never eat dinner without a pair of watching eyes on the side. 2. Just when you think they’ve grown out of the puppy stage, this happens: 3. You can never say ‘no’ to those eyes. They’ll melt the hardest of hearts. 4. NO other dog can make you feel this guilty
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1. You can never say ‘no’ to those eyes. They’ll melt the hardest of hearts. 2. Their wonderfully weird sleeping positions never cease to amaze you: 3. Just when you think they’ve grown out of the puppy stage, this happens: 4. NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning their head.
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1. They’re only using you. 2. Can’t I be any more clear? 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. 4. They pretend to be cute… 5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain. 6. Look, they’re already taking over. 7. I told you! 8. Alone time? You’ll
