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1. They Really Hate Being In Water. 2. And Hate Being With You. 3. Like Really Hate Being With You. 4. They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You. 5. You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes. 6. Can You Feel It? 7. It’s Seriously Some Intense Hatred. 8. They Can’t Make
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1. Some dogs dawdle. Jack Russells fly. 2. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease. 3. Like properly fly. 4. And they catch some serious air. 5. With the very minimum of effort. 6. Basically, they’re the Supermen of the dog world. 7. Unencumbered by mere gravity. 8. Up where the air is clear. 9. Released from
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1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bulldogs… 3. …because your English Bulldog is your child. 4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see an English Bulldog you MUST
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1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future. 2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your shih tzus… 3. …because your shih tzu is your child. 4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a shih
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1. Your bed is no longer your bed 2. And your couch is no longer your couch 3. You will get A LOT of love 4. They will be waiting for you . . . always 5. Your car will start to feel smaller 6. Your TV will become “our” TV 7. You will see a whole
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1. They hate to cuddle. 2. They have menacing eyes. 3. Totally evil. 4. Just look at them! 5. They hate napping. 6. They take your stuff without asking. 7. Faking it. Whatever. 8. Give it back, dude. 9. They ruin all of your happy moments. 10. What are they doing in your car? 11. Let’s not talk about the damage
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1. Maltipoo: Maltese & Poodle 2. Yorkipoo: Yorkshire Terrier & Poodle 3. Aussiepoo: Australian Shepherd & Poodle 4. Cavapoo: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel & Poodle 5. Cockapoo: Cocker Spaniel & Poodle 6. Schnoodle: Miniature schnauzer & Poodle 7. Corgipoo: Corgi & Toy Poodle 8. Pugapoo: Pug & Poodle 9. Siberpoo: Siberian Husky & Poodle 10. Great Danoodle: Great Dane & Poodle 11. Boxerdoodle: Boxer & Poodle 12. Pekepoo: Pekingese & Poodle 13. Doodleman Pinscher: Doberman Pinscher & Poodle 14. Bordoodle: Border Collie & Poodle 15. Bassetoodle: Basset
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1. Your bed is no longer your bed 2. And your couch is no longer your couch 3. You will get A LOT of love 4. They will be waiting for you . . . always 5. Your car will start to feel smaller 6. Your TV will become “our” TV 7. You will see a whole
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1. Some dogs dawdle. Chihuahuas FLY. 2. Like properly fly. 3. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease. 4. With the very minimum of effort. 5. Unencumbered by mere gravity. 6. Up where the air is clear. 7. Escaping Earth’s atmosphere in pursuit of victory. 8. Released from Earth’s gravitational field. 9. They just go, go, go. 10. Feet
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