1. They hate to cuddle.
2. They have menacing eyes.
3. Totally evil.
4. Just look at them!
5. They hate napping.
6. They take your stuff without asking.
7. Faking it. Whatever.
8. Give it back, dude.
9. They ruin all of your happy moments.
10. What are they doing in your car?
11. Let’s not talk about the damage they do to your personal items.
12. They love picking on smaller birds.
13. That means you can’t take them outside.
14. No more strolls in the park for you.
15. Worst of all, they’re ugly.
16. Really, really ugly.
