10 Dangerously Alarming Facts About Boxers

1. They confuse carpets with toilet paper.

2. They’ll leave hazardous waste all over your home.

3. They invented the flying-standing-up position. Can be dangerous when required.

4. These chaps are martial arts pros as this Kick Boxer demonstrates:

5. They’ve also mastered the destructive art of becoming invisible.

6. Red alert: They’ll tackle you when you fall down. Always.

7. Same as above.

8. They have no backwash manners.

9. They’ll do all sorts of dodgy activities with your phone number.

10. Owning one means you may have to sleep on the floor with reptiles and insects.

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