1. I don’t always lean But when I do, I lean on you.
2. Having a Great Dane means never having to pee alone.
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3. I’m ready for my bath!
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4. One of my spots just fell off!
5. Owner won’t let me sleep on bed…
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6. Real Dogs don’t ride in purses.
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7. Have you told her I’m not a pony yet?
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8. We noticed you have couches!
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9. Come down here and say that to my face!
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10. Don’t even think about it…
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11. I’m just as surprised as you are.
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12. Tennis balls are for sissy’s!
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