12 German Shepherd Property Laws

1. If I Like It, It’s Mine.

2. If It’s In My Mouth, It’s mine.

3. If I Can Take It From You, It’s Mine.

4. If I had It a Little While Ago, It’s mine.

5. If It’s Mine, It Must Never Appear To Be Yours.

6. If It Just Looks Like Mine, It’s Mine.

7. If It’s Edible, It’s Mine.

8. If I Saw It First, It’s Mine.

9. If You Have Something or Put It Down, It’s Mine.

10. If I Chew Something Up, All The Pieces Are Mine.

11. If I Get Tired of It, It’s Yours.

12. If I Want It Back, It’s Mine.