12 Horrifying Things You Didn’t (Want to) Know About Great Danes

1. They never want to spend any time with you.

2. And they won’t bond with your children.

3. They’ll suck the joy right out of you.

4. You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.

5. You’re gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can’t stand being around them.

6. And half of the time, you’re breaking up fights they get in with other dogs.

7. They won’t play anyway.

8. They never listen to a word you say.

9. They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.

10. There’s absolutely nothing majestic about them.

11. They will never make you laugh…

12. These dogs will never love you…