12 Realities That New Schnauzer Owners Must Accept

1. Your bed is no longer your bed

2. And your couch is no longer your couch

3. You will get A LOT of love

4. They will be waiting for you . . . always

5. Your car will start to feel smaller

6. Your TV will become “our” TV

7. You will see a whole new level of lazy

8. You will no longer be the crazy one in the house

9. You will get a lot of looks when you leave the house

10. You will have a nap-time partner, whether you like it or not

11. You will learn to fear the crazy eye

12. Your kids will have a new best friend