1. “Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man” – George Jean Nathan, American journalist
2. “There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too” – Pablo Picasso, Spanish artist and painter
3. “Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart” – Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, American teacher and writer
4. “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner, American writer and comedian
5. “I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles … and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale’s? ” – Yvonne Clifford, American actress
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Poodle Rules
- The Poodle is not allowed in the house.
- Okay, the poodle is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
- The poodles can get on the old furniture only.
- Fine, the poodle is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed.
- Okay, the poodle is allowed to sleep on the bed, but only by invitation.
- The poodle can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
- The poodle can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
- The poodle can sleep under the covers every night.
- Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the poodle.
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