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1. From the moment they are born they are just terrifying… 2. Schnauzers just never listen to you… 3. Schnauzers are just bullies when they are sleeping… 4. Schnauzers are very bad around children… 5. They will never make you laugh… 6. Schnauzers don’t like cats… 7. They will never protect you… 8. They will never love you… 9. They don’t like to
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1. Lion 2. Bee 3. Pumpkin 4. Shark 5. Turkey 6. Dracula 7. Ladybug 8. Monster 9. Cow 10. Bat
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1. They Really Hate Being In Water. 2. They Hate To Cuddle 3. And Hate Being With You. 4. Like Really Hate Being With You. 5. They Never Sleep Because They’re Too Busy Plotting Ways To Destroy You. 6. You Can Just Feel The Hate Behind Those Eyes. 7. Can You Feel It? 8. It’s Seriously Some Intense
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1. They’re only using you. 2. Can’t I be any more clear? 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. 4. They pretend to be cute… 5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain. 6. Look, they’re already taking over. 7. I told you! 8. Alone time? You’ll
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1. They’re only using you. 2. Can’t I be any more clear? 3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads. 4. They pretend to be cute… 5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain. 6. Look, they’re already taking over. 7. I told you! 8. Alone time? You’ll
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1. Your bed is no longer your bed 2. And your couch is no longer your couch 3. Your TV will become “our” TV 4. Your car will start to feel smaller 5. You will get A LOT of love 6. They will be waiting for you . . . always 7. You will no longer




















