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1. From the moment Boston Terriers are born they are just terrifying… 2. They just never listen to your troubles… 3. Boston Terrier don’t like to play… 4. They are not smart… 5. They don’t like playing in the mud! 6. They are not cute… 7. They will never make you laugh… 8. You never know when
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1. From the moment they are born they are just terrifying… 2. Cockapoos just never listen to you… 3. They are not smart… 4. Cockapoos don’t like to play… 5. They will never make you laugh… 6. You never know when they take a break… 7. They will never love you… 8. They hate cats… 9. Cockapoos are not
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1. Don’t be upset when I jump for joy when you come through the door. I only live for ten or fifteen years. You are what makes that time enjoyable. It’s hard on me when you go away. 2. Give me time to understand what you want from me. I don’t always
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1. That secret service guy is looking so awkward. 2. A painted dog? What about a painted horse? 3. “Guys, please stop horsing around.” 4. “Where are you people getting all of these masks!?” – Dog. 5. …and the horse jumped over the dog 6. A horse in sheep’s clothing! 7. “Keep eating noble steed, one
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1. Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppies are just terrifying… 2. You never know when Staffords take a break… 3. They’re not good with other dogs… 4. They will never listen to your troubles… 5. They are normally bad with children… 6. These dogs will never make you laugh… 7. Staffordshire Bull Terriers will never protect you… 8. They will
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1. Some dogs dawdle. Shih Tzus fly. 2. Like properly fly. 3. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease. 4. With the very minimum of effort. 5. Up where the air is clear. 6. Unencumbered by mere gravity. 7. Released from Earth’s gravitational field. 8. Feet never touching the ground. 9. Majestic. Fly Shih Tzus, FLY!
