1. Springer Spaniels are only using you.

2. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

3. Can’t I be any more clear?

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4. They pretend to be cute…

5. but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

6. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

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7. Look, they’re already taking over.

8. They’re watching you everywhere.

9. Your every move.

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10. They’re fierce.

11. And they totally lack any form of manners.

12. They’re also total posers.

13. Sorry, poseurs.



























