1. They’re only using you.

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2. Can’t I be any more clear?

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3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

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4. They pretend to be cute…

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5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

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6. Look, they’re already taking over.

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7. I told you!

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8. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

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9. Because they’re watching you.

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10. Your every move.

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11. They’re fierce.

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12. Just look at its muscular feet.

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13. And they totally lack any form of manners.

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14. How evil.

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