10 Dogs Who DEFINITELY Didn’t Play In The Mud

1. “That’s just a birthmark on my nose.”

2. “Um, this isn’t mud … this is … chocolate.”

3. “Nope, nothing unusual happened while you were gone.”

4. “Mud? Why do you ask?”

5. “No way, this is how I ALWAYS look!”

6. “I swear, the puddle just appeared out of NOWHERE!”

7. “Um … I just … fell in. On accident.”

8. “Well, there was this smell that I absolutely HAD to investigate … “

9. “A mud monster just ATTACKED me!”

10. “Nope, didn’t see any mud anywhere!”