1. “They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
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2. “I fits, I sleeps.”
3. “Some help over here?”
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4. “We give the phrase ‘roll out of bed’ a whole new derpy meaning.”
5. “Being a dog is super hard work. First there’s begging for treats, and then there’s judging the human for all of her daily life choices.”
6. How To Make Your Human Shake His Head Daily
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7. “Thank you for spending upwards of $100 on this fancy bed so I can lay my head on an empty box instead.”
8. “Well maybe if you’d finish that quilt you said you were making for me, Mabel, I wouldn’t feel the need to burrow under my bed.”
9. “This is for that time you told me there were no more treats but my highly sensitive nose picked up on all your lies, human. ALL OF THEM.”
10. “Hello, 911? Yes, this is Dog. Help.”
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