1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
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2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your dachshunds…
3. …because your dachshund is your child.
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4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a dachshund you MUST say hello to him.
5. Dachshunds flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy dachshund person.
6. You are a hit with every dachshund you meet.
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7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your dachshund.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
