1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your Boston Terriers…
3. …because your Boston Terrier is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Boston Terrier you MUST say hello to him.
5. Boston Terriers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Boston Terrier person.
6. You are a hit with every Boston Terrier you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Boston Terrier.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Boston Terrier is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on Boston Terrier toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Boston Terriers.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Boston Terriers.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because Boston Terriers know you’re great!
