16 Reasons German Shepherds Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breeds Of All Time

1. German Shepherds are only using you.

2. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

3. Can’t I be any more clear?

4. They pretend to be cute…

5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

6. Look, they’re already taking over.

7. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

8. Because they’re watching you.

9. Your every move.

10. They’re fierce.

11. Just look at its muscular feet.

12. And they totally lack any form of manners.

13. They block doors…

14. They’re also total posers.

15. Sorry, poseurs.

16. How evil.