1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

Golden Retriever puppies

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your golden retrievers…

Golden Retriever shopping

3. …because your golden retriever is your child.

Golden Retriever swing

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a golden retriever you MUST say hello to him.

Golden Retriever hello

5. Golden retrievers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy golden retriever person.

Golden Retriever puppies play

6. You are a hit with every golden retriever you meet.

Golden Retriever happy

7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your golden retriever.

Golden Retriever hugs

8. This is your ideal family dinner.

Golden Retriever dinner

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your golden retriever is too painful.

Golden Retriever upset

10. You spend tons of money on golden retriever toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

Golden Retriever toys

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your golden retrievers.

Golden Retriever weekend

12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future golden retrievers.

Golden Retriever puppies photo

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

Golden Retriever pup man

14. …it doesn’t matter, because golden retrievers know you’re great!

Golden Retriever save