1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your border collies…
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3. …because your border collie is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a border collie you MUST say hello to him.
5. Border collies flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy border collie person.
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6. You are a hit with every border collie you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your border collie.
8. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your border collie is too painful.
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9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your border collies.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future border collies.
11. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because border collies know you’re great!
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