If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.
1. Killer
2. Timber
3. Glass Ceiling
4. Patriarchy
5. Fore
6. Tonya Harding
7. War
8. Incoming
9. Pio pio
10. Chairman Mao
11. Justin Bieber
12. Voldemort
13. Pope
14. Kimye
15. Tampon
16. Enema
17. Disappointment
18. Deeznuts
19. Uranus
20. Seymour Butts
21. Al Coholic
22. Husband
23. Fire
24. One Hit Wagger
25. Slattern
26. Al Poochino
27. YOLO
28. Fleek
29. Bae
30. Saruman
31. Michael Vick
32. Richard III
33. Regina George
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