1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your beagles…
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3. …because your beagle is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a beagle you MUST say hello to him.
5. Beagles flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy beagle person.
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6. You are a hit with every beagle you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your beagle.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
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