1. Sometimes it’s tough to tell which of your cats is evil. Sometimes not.
2. You look do tired, though. You should rest.
3. “Yes, that’s it… SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP…”
4. “Don’t worry, I’ll stand guard while you sleep,” says your cat.
5. Heheheheheheheheheheh…
6. But the cat will spend most of that time watching you.
7. Waiting…
8. “You won’t be needing this alarm clock… ever again.”
9. Then they’ll bide their time, and wait for the perfect moment to…
10. You awake to them looming over you, breathing heavily. It’s too late. You’re already dead.
