1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your chihuahuas…
3. …because your chihuahua is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a chihuahua you MUST say hello to him.
5. Chihuahuas flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chihuahua person.
6. You are a hit with every chihuahua you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your chihuahua.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.