1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

chihuahua family

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your chihuahuas…

chihuahua pool toys

3. …because your chihuahua is your child.

chihuahua swing

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a chihuahua you MUST say hello to him.

friendly chihuahua dog

5. Chihuahuas flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chihuahua person.

many chihuahuas

6. You are a hit with every chihuahua you meet.

chihuahua with flower

7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your chihuahua.

chihuahua photo

8. This is your ideal family dinner.

chihuahua dogs dinner

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your chihuahua is too painful.

chihuahua sad dog

10. You spend tons of money on chihuahua toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

chihuahua toys

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your chihuahuas.

chihuahua couple

12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future chihuahuas.

chihuahua puppies

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

chihuahua man

14. …it doesn’t matter, because chihuahuas know you’re great!

chihuahua eyes