1. They Hate To Cuddle.
2. They Have Menacing Eyes.
3. …although sometimes that means there’s no space for you on the couch.
4. Totally Evil.
5. Just Look At Them!
6. They Hate Napping.
7. Faking It. Whatever.
8. They’ll never protect you…
9. The cuteness is NOT blinding.
10. They Take Your Stuff Without Asking.
11. Give It Back, Dude.
12. They Look Scary In A Conditioned Sort Of Way.
13. They Ruin All Of Your Happy Moments.
14. Pit Bull Puppy Not Used To Car Rides
15. Let’s Not Talk About The Damage They Do To Your Personal Items.
16. They ALSO Know The Importance Of Playtime.
17. That Means You Can’t Take Them Outside.
18. They Are Typical Violent And Aggressive…
19. They Won’t Ever Love You.
20. Worst Of All, They’re Ugly.
21. Really, Really Ugly.
22. Now Who’d Love A Dog Like This?
