1. They Hate To Cuddle.
2. They Have Menacing Eyes.
3. Totally Evil.
4. Just Look At Them!
5. What Are They Doing In Your Car?
6. They Hate Napping.
7. Poodles Take Your Stuff Without Asking.
8. You Never Know When They Take A Break…
9. He Knows He’s In Trouble…
10. They Are Just Clowns.
11. Faking It. Whatever.
12. Give It Back, Dude.
13. They Ruin All Of Your Happy Moments.
14. That Means You Can’t Take Them Outside.
15. They Don’t Like Snow…
16. They Won’t Ever Love You.
17. Worst Of All, They’re Ugly.
18. Really, Really Ugly.
19. Now Who’d Love A Dog Like This?
