1. They Hate To Cuddle.
2. They Have Menacing Eyes.
3. Totally Evil.
4. Just Look At Them!
5. They Hate Napping.
6. They Take Your Stuff Without Asking.
7. Faking It. Whatever.
8. Give It Back, Dude.
9. Let’s Not Talk About The Damage They Do To Your Personal Items.
10. They Ruin All Of Your Happy Moments.
11. What Are They Doing In Your Car?
12. They Have A Begging Face That Really NO ONE Can Resist.
13. They ALSO Know The Importance Of Playtime.
14. That Means You Can’t Take Them Outside.
15. They Won’t Ever Love You.
16. Worst Of All, They’re Ugly.
17. Really, Really Ugly.
