1. They hate to cuddle.
2. They have menacing eyes.
3. Totally evil.
4. Just look at them!
5. What are they doing in your car?
6. They hate napping.
7. Shih Tzus take your stuff without asking.
8. Faking it. Whatever.
9. I am not a Leprechaun; I am a Shih Tzu.
10. The cuteness is NOT blinding.
11. I am the princess of face kisses!
12. Give it back, baby.
13. Totally not understanding why we didn’t want any kisses.
14. They ruin all of your happy moments.
15. They have a begging face that really NO ONE can resist.
16. They ALSO know the importance of playtime.
17. That means you can’t take them outside.
18. They won’t ever love you.
19. Worst of all, they’re ugly.
20. Really, really ugly.
21. Now who’d love a dog like this?
