1. They hate to cuddle.

2. They have menacing eyes.

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3. Totally evil.

4. Just look at them!

5. What are they doing in your car?

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6. They hate napping.

7. Golden Retrievers take your stuff without asking.

8. They like to jump in puddles!
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9. Faking it. Whatever.

10. Give it back, dude.

11. They ruin all of your happy moments.

12. What other dog can possibly pull off eyes like this?

13. Let’s not talk about the damage they do to your personal items.

14. They always get stuck…

15. They love picking on smaller animals.

16. That means you can’t take them outside.

17. They don’t like to have a ride with you!

18. The cuteness is NOT blinding.

19. The cone of shame transformed to the cone of style.

20. They don’t like snow

21. Rather then carrying a ball or stick, he prefers to carry a coffee cup.

22. They won’t ever love you.

23. Worst of all, they’re ugly.

24. Really, really ugly.

25. Now who’d love a dog like this?


























