1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your jack russells…
3. …because you dog is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a jack russell you MUST say hello to him.
5. Jack Russells flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy jack russell person.
6. This is your life goal.
7. You are a hit with every jack russell you meet.
8. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your jack russell.
9. This is your ideal family dinner.
10. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your jack russell is too painful.
11. You spend tons of money on jack russell toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
12. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your jack russells.
13. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future jack russells.
14. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
15. …it doesn’t matter, because jack russells know you’re great!
