1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your pit bulls…
3. …because your pit bull is your child.
4. If you see a pit bull you MUST say hello to him.
5. They flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy pit bull person.
6. You are a hit with every pit bull you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your pit bull.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your pit bull is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on pit bull toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your pit bulls.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future pit bulls.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because pit bulls know you’re great!
