1. They’re only using you.

Whippet dog bike

2. Can’t I be any more clear?

Whippet smile

3. They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

Whippet watching TV

4. They pretend to be cute…

cute whippet

5. …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

Whippet eyes

6. Look, they’re already taking over.

Whippet sleeping

7. I told you!

Whippet nap

8. Alone time? You’ll never have it.

Whippet smiling

9. Because they’re watching you.

Whippets looking window

10. Your every move.

Whippet looking out

11. They’re fierce.

Whippet funny face

12. And they totally lack any form of manners.

Whippet sleeping position

13. Wow, embarrassing much?

Whippet dog photo

14. How evil.

Whippet dog picture