1. All golden retrievers are notorious food stealers.
2. You can’t let them babysit.
3. They’ll take your stuff without asking.
4. They’re known to destroy… plants.
5. They will always be suspicious of you, no matter what.
6. They’ll purposefully untie your shoelaces…
7. They know how effective those eyes can be to manipulate their owners.
8. They will never protect you…
9. They’ll ruin your lives.
10. Whatever you do don’t get a golden retriever. Horrendous dogs!!!