1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

Schnauzer puppies

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your schnauzers…

Schnauzer swimming pool

3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a schnauzer you MUST say hello to him.

Schnauzer face

4. Schnauzers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy schnauzer person.

Schnauzers

5. You are a hit with every schnauzer you meet.

Schnauzer smile

6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your schnauzer.

Schnauzer birthday

7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your schnauzer is too painful.

Schnauzer eyes

8. You spend tons of money on schnauzer toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

Schnauzer and toy

9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your schnauzers.

Schnauzer friday

10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future schnauzers.

Schnauzer puppies photo

11. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

Schnauzer selfie

12. …it doesn’t matter, because schnauzers know you’re great!

Schnauzer dog love

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