1. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a pointer you MUST say hello to him.
2. Pointers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy pointer person.
3. You are a hit with every pointer you meet.
4. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your pointer.
5. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your pointer is too painful.
6. You spend tons of money on pointer toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
7. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your pointer.
8. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future pointers.
9. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
10. …it doesn’t matter, because pointers know you’re great!