1. They are horrible at sharing the bed.
2. Also they’re messy, reallllly messy.
3. Great Danes can be shockingly aggressive.
4. You’ll never eat alone again.
5. They’re terrible liars too.
6. They just hate all sorts of weather. Snow is especially bad.
7. They are so hard to entertain.
8. In fairness they aren’t going to stop too many robbers.
9. They are even worse as a mother and son combination.
10. You can’t let them babysit.
11. They have no patience.
12. Whatever you do don’t get a Great Dane. Horrendous dogs!!!