1. They just aren’t cute as puppies.

Shih Tzu puppies

2. Nope. Still not cute.

Shih Tzu puppy

3. So they’ll never look out for your tiny human. Forget it.

Shih Tzu and girl

4. Tom Cruise will end your friendship. These boys are the new Kings of RayBans.

Shih Tzu glasses

5. They’ll never look cool in your car.

Shih Tzu in car

6. Stone-aged animals, they haven’t a clue about social media or selfies.

Shih Tzu fashion

7. They have NO sense of humour:

Shih Tzu funny meme

8. They’ll NEVER even try to understand you.

Shih Tzu thinking

9. Nope. No effort at all.

Shih Tzu head tilt

10. They HATE cats and will NEVER cuddle up to your cat for warmth.

Shih Tzu and cat

11. Your home will be filthy – you’ll NEVER catch them taking a bath.

Shih Tzu bath time

12. Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:


13. They’ll make you look way too uncool by comparison:


14. They’re always sleeping in late:


15. They’re always ruining serious pictures:


16. They’ll make your Halloween costume look terrible by comparison:


17. They take up all the space on the couch:


18. Basically, they’re TERRIFYING. Who would ever want one?