1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your rottweilers…
3. …because your rottweiler is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a rottweiler you MUST say hello to him.
5. Rottweilers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy rottweiler person.
6. You are a hit with every rottweiler you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your rottweiler.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your rottweiler is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on rottweiler toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your rottweilers.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future rottweilers.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
14. …it doesn’t matter, because rottweilers know you’re great!
