1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

Rottweiler puppies

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your rottweilers…

Rottweiler in pool

3. …because your rottweiler is your child.

Rottweiler swing

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a rottweiler you MUST say hello to him.

Rottweiler hello

5. Rottweilers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy rottweiler person.

lots of rottweilers

6. You are a hit with every rottweiler you meet.

Rottweiler playful

7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your rottweiler.

Rottweiler sleep

8. This is your ideal family dinner.

Rottweiler puppy hungry

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your rottweiler is too painful.

Rottweiler happy dog

10. You spend tons of money on rottweiler toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

Rottweiler puppy toys

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your rottweilers.

Rottweiler friday

12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future rottweilers.

Rottweiler cute puppies

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

rottweiler dogs

14. …it doesn’t matter, because rottweilers know you’re great!

rottweiler with flower