1. They really hate being in water.

Schnauzer swimming

2. And hate being with you.

Schnauzer hug

3. Like really hate being with you.

Schnauzer hugging child

4. They never sleep because they’re too busy plotting ways to destroy you.

white schnauzer sleeping

5. See?

Schnauzer sleeping funny

6. You can just feel the hate behind those eyes.

Schnauzer faces

7. Can you feel it?

Schnauzer look

8. It’s seriously some intense hatred.

Schnauzer cute face

9. They can’t make friends.

Schnauzer friendship

10. It’s not in their nature.

Schnauzer friends

11. Seriously!

Schnauzer and cat

12. They can’t take a joke.

Schnauzer funny dog

13. So don’t laugh at them.

Schnauzer funny costume

14. They’ll ruin your lives.

Schnauzer snow

15. In more ways than one.

Schnauzer winter

16. Who’d want a dog like that?

black schnauzer dog

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