1. A golden stapler to make your desk look officially adorable.

dachshund stapler gold
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2. Salt and pepper shakers that make just the right kind of mess.

dachshund salt and pepper shakers
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3. Corn on the cob holders that’ll make you howl with joy.

8 piece dog corn holders
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4. A hilarious card that Kim Kardashian herself would get a kick out of.

Kim Kardashian sausage dog greeting card
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5. Pillows to make your couch or bed infinitely cuter.

dachshund pillow
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6. A shirt that announces to the world how powerful you are.

shirt mother of dachshunds
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7. A menorah that proves that dachshunds are the perfect size for celebrations.

ceramic dachshund menorah
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8. A poster with totally accurate yoga poses dachshunds can do.

poster with totally accurate yoga poses dachshunds
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9. A pair of socks that’ll make your feet look like real wieners.

dachshund through snow socks
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10. An extra-long toilet paper holder so you’ll never have to drip-dry.

dachshund toilet paper holder
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11. A shower curtain that’s positively dotted with dachshunds.

shower curtain with dachshunds
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12. A dachshund-shaped ice tray that’ll cool down your drinks when you feel like a hot dog.

dachshund shaped ice cube tray
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